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I just got news of this set. It will be limited to only 2500 sets so act now. Click on the picture to order from your infamous comic store owner...me. :) Pass the word to all your friends and neighbors!


From Inkworks. Celebrate the holidays with this unique boxed set, featuring Jared Padalecki as Sam and Jensen Ackles as Dean from the Season Three episode "A Very Supernatural Christmas!" Each boxed set features a striking 7-card foil set, PLUS, one of two randomly-inserted exclusive Pieceworks® puzzle cards containing an Authentic Show Worn Costume Relic! Each foil box is sequentially numbered, with only 2,500 available worldwide. The perfect holiday gift for every Supernatural fan! Scheduled to ship 11/19/08.
Posted: 7 Nov 08 23:17 • Comments
I am making a banner and I need another character to include. If you have an idea just post.

I have some ideas but it is really hard to find good pics of these characters especially since some are book characters. So alternatively if you have a secret source of pics or easily navigable screen caps let me know.

Characters I want to find pics of but haven't had much luck.
-Jaina Solo
-Mara Jade
-Sarah Corvus (from Bionic Woman)

If you can't tell it's kind of a badass female character theme. :)

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Posted: 12 Oct 08 23:11 • Comments
Gakked from just about everyone!

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,(even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

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Posted: 9 Oct 08 01:44 • Comments
So we have several kids that come to my store with their parents. One of my employees also babysits one of said kids. While they were at my store waiting for the kids parents to meet there and pick her up they got bored and this is what happened...

ROBO-ROBIN, PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED!!! (They got her to say that to the people at the hair salon next door)

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Posted: 11 Sep 08 23:18 • Comments
I really don't have anything to add but I'm kind of proud of this icon so I had to use it. :)
Posted: 17 Aug 08 23:46 • Comments
So the Olympics are on at my store and we all heard the announcer say "He exploded off the block!" about a swimmer. Why did multiple people in the store laugh and immediately think of a guy actually exploding on the block. :)

Oh and I made some icons from a couple of comics that we looked at today.



ETA 1: OH. MY. GOD. The gymnast that was just on the horse just popped wood after doing gymnastics. He must really like gymnastics.

ETA 2: Two words...Misty Hymen.

ETA 3: I wonder if the Chinese athletes that get disqualified and stuff get executed?

ETA 4: When is Olympic LARPing or Olympic Dice Rolling?

ETA 5: [thick russian accent] In Mother Russia the apparatus mounts you.
Posted: 13 Aug 08 23:22 • Comments
Random Post #456. This is why I don't get work done. We just came up with this a few minutes ago. :)

The Chafing

An innocent school teacher is subject to a daring experimental operation. A crotch transplant. What he doesn't know is that his transplanted crotch came from a serial killer and he now uncontrollably screws people to death!
Posted: 22 Jul 08 21:42 • Comments
This movie is finally coming out on DVD next month so if you want one be sure to reserve it. But what I need from you guys is to find out if anybody has a projector we can use at the store for a couple nights. I want to show the movie at the store and it would be cool if we could project it on the wall. Either way I plan to show it but it would be cooler if it was big enough that everybody could see.

Click on this link if you'd like to buy from our online storefront.

The guys that made it have the first Gamers film on YouTube as well as trailers and other stuff. It's great stuff for anybody that's ever done any roleplaying and it's still pretty funny of you haven't. :)

http://www.youtube.com/user/DeadGentlemen
Posted: 20 Jul 08 19:03 • Comments
So I was adding the info for my third store to our website and in the process added an RSS feed script, updated my employment application, added all 3 locations into google maps with snazzy propaganda and revamped the page that has the store's commercial. And I also decided to create a forum for Supernaturally Twisted. It just needs a banner and some actual forums. lol.

So what do you think? Let me know if I made it suck for non-firefox users. :)

Updated Atlantis page: http://www.atlantis-comics.com/store/index.html
New Commercial page: http://www.atlantis-comics.com/Commercial.htm

Supernaturally Twisted forum: http://www.spntwisted.com/forum/
-I am thinking that I'll need a pink fluffy skin also that has a Faith/Sam theme. Just cause.

And my friend syx_of_swords joined. Go bombard her with comments or something. She's a total LJ noob. Make her write you some fic or something. :)
Posted: 16 Jun 08 03:36 • Comments
I'm a little late to the party but I just finished watching the NCIS s5 finale...

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Posted: 1 Jun 08 04:28 • Comments


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Posted: 19 May 08 01:15 • More • Comments
I just wanted to let people know that Supernatural Rising Son #1 came out today. It's new and improved with better canonical story and nicer art. So order away. :) Plus I put some other noteworthy things that came out recently. That means they're in stock and ready to go.

Supernatural Rising Son #1

Dr Who Master's Screwdriver

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Posted: 23 Apr 08 19:25 • Comments
Lots to report but not a lot of time to do so.
So here's the cliff notes version of the last few months:

I'm opening a new store at a location that has to be the DIRTIEST game store ever. So much cleaning and remodeling is going on.

Atlantis #3 is between Leather & Lace ("novelty" shop) and Nutty Buddies (gay bar). Weird.

I'm going to Disneyland. I think it's Disneyland...the one in Florida anyway. My wife got a free trip from April 24th to the 28th for being kick ass at work. So we get flown down and get to stay at an actual Disney place. Go us!

*waves to all my interweb friends*

That is all for the moment.
Posted: 17 Apr 08 13:05 • Comments
I'd like to think that one or two of my online friends have noticed my distinct absence recently. I've talked to some of you about this but it kind of all starts with this...

My friend of 4 years and second-in-command of my business, Jason passed away on February 28th. This was the only person that really understood what my stores were all about. He literally ran my second store. And we were about 2 days away from going into business together to open a third store.

All that is really secondary to the loss of my friend. I got the call Thursday around noon. His brother called to give me the terrible news that Jason, his fiancee Theresa and his brother Josh lost their lives in a house fire. How does that happen? I mean nobody dies in a house fire caused by a malfunctioning clothes dryer. I looked it up...there are only 15 deaths a year attributed to dryers. Why the fuck did 3 of them have to be so important to me. Jason's room was over the garage and the dryer was located under the stairs. His father and his brother Josh made it out but when Josh realized Jason and Theresa were still in there. Josh rushed back in to save them but fate wasn't going to have it that way. They were trapped in the room. The stairs blocked by fire and the only window blocked by an AC unit that they couldn't get past. Jason was only 25. And he was one of the greatest people I know. He never seemed to be in a bad mood, he could always make you laugh. He just had this special geek charisma. I kept hoping it was some cruel joke and then I kept wondering why it couldn't have been someone that deserved it.

I don't think I've cried this much in my entire adult life. I'm usually Mr Bottled-Up-Emotions but not this time. It was too much and I knew it would be an insult to Jason if I didn't let me feelings show. And how do I deal with the guilt. We were friends but I ran my Portsmouth store and he ran my Virginia Beach store so we really didn't hang out much. I feel like I ...
Posted: 10 Mar 08 05:36 • More • Comments
So I just watched 4.02 for NCIS and I had to cap this and make it an icon. I just can't figure out what it should say. Any suggestions?




ETA: Check it out...my shiny new icon. :)
Posted: 19 Feb 08 14:36 • Comments
I got this spam message today and just thought it was too weird to not share. Well...hopefully it's spam. If I turn up dead soon then please avenge me.

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Posted: 14 Feb 08 23:08 • Comments
Thats all. :) I just got my season 3 discs in the mail so I shall stay up way too late watching them. And I thought ahead and started bidding on season 4 already on Ebay.

Now back to your regularly scheduled internet.
Posted: 9 Feb 08 21:40 • Comments
So a friend of mine from way back in the day were talking. He's trying to start a game company with a few of his friends out in California. This was my best friend in high school and we practically grew up together. It's his fault I got into comic books too. lol. So we e-mail back and forth every so often and he asked me if I would help him come up with a logo or something for there company since I was always the more artistic one of us. So I came up with these and I just like them so much that I wanted to share my genius with all of you. :)

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Posted: 8 Feb 08 14:14 • Comments
So Athena told me today that a dog peed in her diaper. That's why it was wet. It wasn't her. :)

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Posted: 3 Feb 08 01:34 • Comments
Title: Unstoppable Force
Author: Saturn AKA satyrnfive
Rating: FR15
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or X-Men. I'm just borrowing them for fun. No profit is being made.
Setting: Pretty much anywhere before Season 3 of Supernatural. Maybe during or before the first X-Men Movie. No spoilers involved for either.
Author's note: Dedicated to the team members of Team Smallville. pen37 knows why. ;)

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Posted: 28 Jan 08 20:50 • Comments
Maybe I'll actually give you a real post one day. For now have this thanks to avamclean and blue_icy_rose

The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) The Gentleman Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Your exact male opposite:

The Last Man on Earth

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.

Link: ...
Posted: 26 Jan 08 00:34 • Comments
I'm running a Supernatural Team Challenge over at spn_twisted. Go read and sign up. Any fandom welcome. I know there are plenty of SN/Smallville, SN/HP, SN/Btvs, SN/NCIS, SN/Dark Angel authors out there!

Let's see whose fandom will come out on top. :)

http://community.livejournal.com/spn_twisted/3152.html
Posted: 9 Jan 08 03:43 • Comments
Summary: Dawn is alone, on the run, and unable to count on help from the Scoobies when she decides she can't run away anymore. Sometimes you just have to make a stand no matter what the cost. Dark fic. Written for avamclean for the TtH Holiday Fic-A-Thon.

Cross posted to Twisting the Hellmouth, Supernaturally Twisted, spn_twisted, spn_btvs, sn_crossovers & a few other places. And why aren't you posting your SN crossovers to Supernaturally Twisted?

Title: Whispers in the Darkness
Author: Saturn
Rating: FR15
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural, Buffy or Stargate. No money being made.
Setting: Post Season 7 Buffy, Sometime before the Season 2 finale for Supernatural.
Author's note: Sorry it's so late Ava. But what was planned as a 2000 word fic just wouldn't end and I wanted to make sure I did the best job I could for you. What you get is a 5800 word monster. :)

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Posted: 9 Jan 08 01:21 • More • Comments
In case anybody is looking for some good deals on comics, graphic novels, statues and other collectibles we are having our year end sale. Deals are good until Saturday December 29th Midnight.

UP TO 40% OFF

Lots of Buffy, Supernatural, T-shirts, Statues and every other cool thing in the universe you could ever want. (<---That's a bold statement!)

www.atlantis-comics.com

Please help me not have to taxes on some of this stuff. :)
Posted: 27 Dec 07 20:38 • Comments
Why yes I am doing this silly meme on Christmas Eve. :) My Thread

ھ the otp meme ھ


THE LJ USER OTP MEME
♥ The premise for this meme started with too much time on fandomsecrets. Basically, comment with your username, and either anonymously or not, people comment telling you who they'd ship you with- whether they're an LJ user, fandom character, or even if you don't know them!

Please don't take this seriously, it's just a little fun. Wank is strongly discouraged (unless it's entertaining). Hopefully no-one would actually actively ship you with these people.

Internet != serious business, remember?
Posted: 24 Dec 07 09:13 • Comments
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