I've seen many kid-Xander fic's and this idea popped into my head.

The Challenge is SLASH between Clark and Lex, Set when ever you want in the Smallville series, but keep an eye to Clark's age (i.e. no underage sex). I would like to see some angst, drama, and romance going on between the two of them.

So here's the main part:
Xander is some how de-aged through a spell, curse, or what ever you think is cool.

I'd like to see Xander under ten years old. whether or not he remembers his Scooby days I leave you to decide.

Xander then some how is Lex and Clar...

Buffy the Vampire NCIS X-over set sometime in season 2(end) or 3.

What if Xander's mother died in a car crash and shortly there after his father was proclaimed and unfit parent?

What would happen if Xander was sent to his uncle, that he knew nothing about? What if the Uncle was Gibbs?

Musts:
Slash between Gibbs and DiNozzo
Xander in trouble for stealing the rocket launcher
Xander knowing some top secret information
Xander helping on a case
Tony knowing about demons

Must nots:
....Cordy
Kate or Ziva bashing

There are some mommy Anita fanfics out there, now I'd like to see one where Jean-Claude is a dad.

Either or Dawn or Xander
For Dawn, Jean-Claude finds out about her birth right after her mothers death, and because the government wants to promote Vampire human relations they give custody of Dawn to him. I don't want to see to much of the Sunnydale gang and I don't want Buffy running to the rescue. I do want to see Dawn bring Anita, Jean-Claude and Richard together in some weird family like way.

For Xander
His parents die in a "fork accident" (vampire attack), sometime ...

What if after having been thrown out by Angel for taking Conner, Wesley travels to S.t. Louis and sets up shop as a demon hunter.

Can be slash or not
Must have:
Anita and Wesley not getting along
Some crazy vampire/demon/thingy trying to take over the WORLD!
Bonus: some how include Edward

Most not have:

Cordy

Length:
Anything over 1000 words!

What if the monks sent Dawn to the Addams family? (after all who would look for her there?)
Would she fit in or be the white sheep?
Would she play 'is there a God?' with Wednesday and Pugsley?
500 words or more!
let your imagination go wild...must have happy ending!

What would happen if Conner was raised by a different vampire(s)? We all know that Angel gave Conner up so that he could have a normal life. But what is normal for the son of two vampires? I don't know...do you?

What I would like to see:
-Holtz killed off ^.^
-crossover with Anita Blake or Forever Knight or kindred the embrace (heck why not all of'm)
-a vampire attempting a diaper change (heeheehee evil glee)
-Conner's reaction when he meets Angel for the first time at (maybe) 16 years of age
-more than 3000 words (but your the one that writing so you do what feels...

What if Xander had dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow for Halloween?
I’d like to see the before and after effects of the Halloween night (slash is okay)

Requirements
> Buffy still dresses up as a noble woman but is NOT Elizabeth Swann
> No Elizabeth Swann
>“but why’s the rum gone!?”
> an umbrella
> a parrot
>at least 1500 words


The rest is up to you!!! Good luck

~Sio~