I've written this stupid drabble where Faith states she has a thing for older women..

So here's my challenge:

Write something (preferably +1000 words) showing my point. It doesn't even have to lead to something.

Bonuspoints if:

- the older woman is a blonde
- lots of flirting
- the woman is hard to get

An extra cookie for every line from below:

*There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.
*How about never? Is never good for you?
*Hey aren't you forgetting something? -What?- Me, of course
*I ...

I’ve noticed lots of people like to cross fandoms using y’know... Blood relations and all... here’s a challenge for ya. This is for real, I know this girl and thought it would be amusing to see what you guys make of it.

This girl’s 19 years old.
She has:
- Full-blooded brother and sister (twin) who are 16 years old.
- A younger half-sister (same mother) who’s 11 years old.
- An older half-sister (same father) who’s 26 years old.
- An older half-brother (same mother) who’s also 26 years old.

Now that’s not that hard, right? Here’s just a l...