lol! That will teach House not to insult nekkid God-kings.... I am so enjoying the thought of House with broken ribs. They hurt everytime you breathe. snerk.

Keep writing!

(^_^)/
BEM

Always am. :)

Ah, Illyria met a new friend.
They would look grate together. Maybe House should take a photo... if he lives long enough.

If he likes having his intestines torn out.

You make me smile.

Thanks. :)

That one rocks! House is the smug bastard that every one wants to be until
his entitlement rears its ugly head. I'm guessing he hopes he runs into
someone like 13's "guest" on a daily basis but is constantly disappointed.

He might be disappointed again when he can breathe.

Joe, I love you. You win the Internet.

Sweet. I needed some new tubes.

When is it *not* fortuitous to have handcuffs around when you visit a place?

ETA: Still not seeing the downside. ;-)

When your one-night stand proceeds to chain you to the bed with them?

Can we see a contest of wills between House and Illyria? Either she'd have to admit defeat or leave a house shaped puddle on the floor. You do a fantastic job capturing Illyria's wonderful literalism and her amusing directness. We all know the second she mentioned Thirteen being a little tied up that she wasn't speaking metaphorically. My enjoyment of the story is slightly hampered because i haven't seen any episodes of House in which Thirteen appears. The Cuddy remark was a great parthian shot.

She's the current female fellow. She started appearing in S4 and was in most (if not all) of S4's episodes, and then continues on into S5.

Thirteen: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remy_Hadley

Hm.
Apparently a rapier wit is no match for a demon goddess' version of a fastball special.
Note to self: Do not spew snark at an Old one. Also? Do not stand beside someone spewing snark at an Old One.

I wanna see a scene with Thirteen and Illyria together, to see what the dynamic there actually is.
(other than the obvious thing where 13's attempt at 'controlling' the encounter and the hot girl obviously went a little wrong)

I might do a second part of this. Might not. Not sure yet.

OK, now that's Illyria (apart from the sex part which I'm not so sure about - does she even have the right bits?)

I figure she can affect a limited degree of shapeshifting... Illyria to Fred, Fred to Illyria... she might be able to recreate the necessary bits. After all, in canon she wanted to get close to Wesley, didn't she?

That's more than bad luck, that's just some god laughing at you. Picking up Illyria is not a good thing. Though i bet the sex would be nice....Anyway, funny fic.

She doesn't need to come up for air.

'Nuff said.

RAOTFL! You captured House in all his glory perfectly. And Big Blue too. Thank you for the laughs, I had a sucky day and I need them.

No problemo. ^_^

Ha! House is so lucky that Illyria didn't kill him. More please?

(^_^)/
BEM

Dunno. I don't have time for another full series. And we've seen "House studies vampires" fics. I'd prefer to avoid rehashing that with a "House gets a good poke at Illyria and tries to figure her out" fic.

Me, me! *hand waves frantically in the air* I watched it, I watched it!

Ahem. Yeah. So...um...forget that I just did that.

Anyways, I liked that episode (even if some other people would disagree...) and I'm really glad you're writing a fic with Thirteen in it.

Hey, and the bondage stuff? *waggles eyebrows* My personal favorite.

Sister's even using that end scene with Thirteen and the new blonde to do a pic for another fic.

Sounds like House met up with Illyria! Things just got more interesting to say the least!!!

In more ways than one.

He's lucky she was gentle.

True. That's just a love tap from her.