First Thing Monday Morning

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Title: Jello WMD: First Thing Monday Morning
Author: lisa roquin
Rating: crack (default 13)
Fandom: BtVS/SG1
Characters/Pairing: Hammond, Sgt. Davis
Series: Year in the Life
Word Count: 100



"Sir, you need to have a look at this, courier just brought it to the main gates for you an hour ago." Walter Davis said holding a file folder out for General Hammond as the man approached his office door, which Davis was standing in front of.

"It's six AM,"

"I know, sir. It's from Major Davis at the Pentagon. There's been a slight incident involving Senator Kinsey's property and Capitol Hill office."

"A slight incident?" George Hammond repeated.

"Yes, sir,"

"What sort of incident?"

"You left Jello off the list, sir."

"Jello?"

"Jello, sir,"

"I want the O'Neills. NOW!"