Back in Black by Tanydwr

Disclaimer: I own neither Buffy nor Supernatural... Although I admit to rather liking Buffy's place in the sandwich below...

Notes: I know someone said this isn't supposed to be a crossover - but someone else has already done it, and maybe this will fuel a bit more, because I'm quite willing to admit that I want to see more additions to this story! Cameron can scold me, but I will stand strong! (Has anyone considered Giles and older stuff - hah, a Giles Old Spice advert! Or even just Giles' winning personality... And what about the British readers - surely you can think of some 'Ann(e) Summers' jokes!)

Okay, here it is...


Back in Black


Faith stormed into the house, her eyes smouldering.

"What the hell is this?" She demanded.

Buffy looked up from her place at the table, where several pairs of boots were neatly set out, their polish drying. "What the hell is what?" She enquired dryly.

"This!" Faith shoved the poster under Buffy's nose. "They're doing adverts for a store that sell black clothing and you get it? You wore lilac to school!"

"And pink and white and numerous other colours." The blonde smirked. "They wanted a blonde for the advert. Makes a nice contrast, don't you think?"

Faith's eyes seemed to burn even hotter. "You got free black clothing, and a photo-shoot with two of the hottest hotties I ever seen! Not cool, B!"

The older Slayer stood, pulling a piece of white paper out of her pocket. "Uh-huh."

"And what's this about 'hunting'? The only hunting you do dressed like that is for men and demons... Well, girls in their cases, I hope!"

"Sure as hell is girls." Buffy smirked in such a lascivious way that her friend almost thought she was looking at a mirror. "As for the hunting... The Blacks actually specialise in supplying demon-hunters. The guys're more in the spirit side of things, y'know, they apparently ran into Bloody Mary?" She shrugged. "Plus there's this demon they're looking for, killed their mom. I promised I'd look into it and let them know."

Faith's eyes wre suddenly riveted on the paper the other woman was waving. "So on that note..."

"How am I supposed to call them if I don't have their numbers?" Buffy gave her a mock-innocent look. "Gave them ours too... If they want some more legitimate work."

"B, you're a goddess."

"Not recently."

"Still, two hotties in the phone book that know about what we're doing..."

"What about Robin?"

Faith didn't reply. Buffy smirked again. "Faith, I call -"

"Let me guess, Shortie?"



Let me know what you think, and don't kill me for the crossover. I just thought when I produced this manip - well, it had to be used!

Lol, Tanydwr

Sam and Dean from pretty as a PICTURE.
Buffy from ChosenTwo.com.

Mr and Mrs Black are fictional. (Although it makes an interesting thought for Rorschah's Blot's Mr Black...)