Chapter One

Series: Questionable and Unquestionable (In)sanity
Title: First Date
By: Effie
Genre: Romance (sort of), Humor
Pairing: Bellatrix Lestrange and Alexander Harris
Disclaimer: We all know I don’t own them, I know I don’t know them. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and whatever companies own the rights wile BtVS belongs to JW and other various companies. None of which I have rights in or am affiliated in with in any way (legally).

Note from Effie: I have no idea where the hell this came from but here it is. I couldn’t resist writing it.


It had been a few years since Bellatrix Black Lestrange had lost her husband, beauty, sanity, and the war. Now still in what was still relatively young for wizards, although she cursed anyone, i.e. killed, anyone who asked her age, she was suddenly craving for romance once more.

Since the fall of the Voldemort, Bellatrix fled England to settle in the wilderness of Africa. This had been an insane driven whim. Which ended up working out rather well for her in the end. She enjoyed living in the emptiness for years, dragging unsuspecting natives to her home and killing them after having tea, torture and scones with them. This had worked rather well the first few years until she decided to ‘retire’ more or less from her career as a sadistic killing- er her career.

Now ageing, and thanks in part to dark magic and rejuvenating health, Bellatrix found thought that she was rather attractive again, well as attractive as she could be after Azkaban. She wanted a husband. Yet, she had doubted she could find one out here in the middle of nowhere and refused to move from what she now considered her home. Luckily, she had found the perfect man.

The non-mugglish muggle (filthy trash those muggles ) was -- none other than the Africa Watcher-- Alexander Harris. After observing him for a few months and deciding that he was the one who she wanted; she contacted him. Taking out a few crumpling sheets of parchment and a quill, she decided to owl him.