Old rich men and craziness

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Buffy, Faith, Willow, Xander and Dawn exited the Hogwartsexpress, with hundreds of students. While walking down the platform Xander complained loudly:

"Why do I have molten chocolate in my hair? And why does my throat feels like sandpaper?!"

Faith glanced at Buffy, stifling a laughter. Buffy turned around looking innocently at Xander.

"I have no idea, I mean you've slept with your mouth open maybe something flew accidentally into your open mouth."

Xander glared at Buffy.

"What have you done?"

"Nothing!" Buffy squeaked, trying to hide behind Faith.

"Yeah she is right, I mean no one threw fourteen paperballs in your mouth. Oh and how does your nose feels, by the

way?" Faith laughed while shoving Buffy away from her.

"Don't forget, you are the big bad Slayer, who killed the First, you should not be afraid of the sidekick."

"Hey I am not a sidekick......... fourteen paperballs?! And what's with my nose?" Xander exclaimed angrily raising a hand to touch his nose.

"What is a paperball doing inside of my nose?!" Xander asked and threw it at a passing student.

Faith and Buffy burst into laughter, which caused Willow and Dawn to break out of their conversation and turn around.

"What are you guys doing?" Willow asked.

Xander looked with puppy eyes at Willow and Dawn.

"They are mean to me."

Willow patted Xander on his head and said:

"You know them they are always mean, when they are together, you are not special....... but I have to say, Faith is still mean, when Buffy is not around."

"Hey, I resent that, I am never mean to you." Faith shouted smiling at Willow.

"I know sweetie, but I am your girlfriend and I am the big bad formerly evil witch, you should better not mess with me."

At that the Scoobies laughed and Faith smiled dreamingly:

"I love it when she threatens someone even if its me."

Dawn began to pluck on Buffy's sleeve.

"Hey, look over there, that guy is huge." All eyes followed Dawn's pointing finger.

"Oh my fucking God, I hope he is not evil." Faith said looking the giant man up and down.

"I am sure we could take him down, but we would be really sweaty after that and I hate to be sweaty. And with my luck

his blood is green or some other weird colour and the stains won't get out of my clothes." She continued and the group of Scoobies followed the stream of students to a bunch of carriages.

The Scooby gang looked inside of the carriage and Willow exclaimed:

"There are only four seats, and we are five people. so what do we do?"

"Dawn could sit on my lap." Xander sat generous. Dawn huffed and crossed her arms over her chest.

"I am not five years old. And you are an old man, I will not sit on the lap of an old man, unless he's Santa, or very..... very rich."

Buffy wagged her finger at Dawn and said sternly:

"I will not allow you to sit on the lap of an old rich man, even if he is very very rich."

"Willow can sit on my lap, so Dawn has not to sit on the lap of an old man." Faith suggested smiling brightly at her girlfriend. Dawn sighed looking around noticing Draco getting in the next carriage all alone. Hastily she said:

"I will take the next carriage, you four have fun. See ya." with that she was gone.

Faith just shrugged her shoulders and said:

"You can still sit on my lap." waggling an eyebrow at Willow. Willow laughed her cheeks turning red.

The four climbed into the carriage which made his way to the Hogwarts castle.



Dawn stepped inside the carriage and closed the door behind her. She heard Draco groan.

"What are you doing in my carriage?"

"Its yours? You own it?! I didn't knew that, you own the horses too? Cause they are damn cool."

Draco frowned slightly:

"You can see them?"

"Of course I can, I have told you, that my boyfriend tried to bite me and that wasn't the last time someone tried to kill me."

"Somehow that's not surprising." Draco smirked at Dawn.

"Hey that's not nice?!"

"I am not nice! No one ever said I was, so why should I be nice to you?!"

"I bet there is a little frightened boy deep inside of you, sitting in a corner of your mind crying his eyes out, because he is all alone. And you are not letting him out, do you think that's healthy?!"

Draco stared at Dawn, she was really nuts.

"You are crazy, you know that?!"

"I know, somebody told me before. Now that I think about it, a lot of people told me, I wonder why?!"

"I don't."

"The psychiatrist said that I am quite normal, for all the weird things that happened to me. But maybe I am crazy and no one told me."

"Didn't you say, a lot of people told you before?"

"Yeah, but they don't know what they are talking about." Draco groaned rubbing his temples.

"Why are you talking to me anyway?" he asked confused, than he continued:

"You know Potter and the Weasel, haven't they told you about me?!"

Dawn smiled brightly at Draco.

"Of course they did, they have told me a lot of things about you and since then I wanted to meet you." At that Draco didn't knew what to say.

Dawn looked musingly at Draco, who started to fidget under her stare, until he couldn't take it anymore.

"What?!" he shouted.

"Just musing. Do you know somebody named Mr. Slap?"

Draco choked on his spit, staring at Dawn in disbelieve.

"Do you mean Professor Snape?!"

"I said that Mr. Slap. So you know him!" Dawn said in deep voice nodding her head, tapping her chin.

Draco just shook his head.

"What do you want from Professor Snape?"

"Does he likes you?"

"I think so. I am a Slytherin, he is the head of my house."

Dawn looked with big eyes at Draco her mouth opened, she took a deep breath.

"He is the head on your house.......ewwww..... that's disgusting...... I knew a demon once , before Buffy killed him, that could grew his head back, when you cut it off. Is Snape like that?!"

Draco stared open mouthed at the young teen.

"Nooooooooooo...." he said slowly, not really sure what to expect next.

"Okay back to the topic, you think if I am a Slytherin he would teach me how to scowl? Cause he is good at it."

"You will not be a Slytherin that's for sure."

"Why?"

"Cause you are a mudblood." Draco mused. Dawn just blinked still smiling at Draco.

"What's a mudblood?" Draco groaned, it didn't felt good to insult someone who was too stupid to know that he had been insulted.

"How can you see, that someone is a mudblood, I mean do you have some kind of special ability? Can I learn it too?"

"I don't have some kind of special ability. I will say it once, so that even you can understand it.... a mudblood is a person who's parents are muggles."

Dawn tapped her chin and then smiled cheerfully at Draco:

"I don't have parents."

Draco frowned, she was more stupid than he had thought was possible.

"Everyone has parents." he said like talking to a small child.

"Hey, I am not stupid. And I don't have parents I am just three years old."

Draco blinked not even showing any emotions on his face.

"You don't believe me, do you?"

"I am sure it wouldn't be good to tell a crazy person, that I don't believe her."

"So you think I am crazy?" she asked sternly.

"Yes." Draco answered slowly, not sure what she would do now.

"Just checking. Been there, done that, still doing it. Someday I have to tell you my nutperson theory, just remember me when we meet again."

The carriage stopped and the door opened. Draco climbed out hearing Dawn shouting.

"I will see you in Slytherin."

Without turning around he said:

"No you won't."

"Oh of course I will, cause I am green."

Draco stumbled but caught himself just in time and went on like nothing had happened.

Dawn smiled brightly, she liked him!!!



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