Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I am not making any money from this fanfic.

Author: Sio

Rating: PG-13

Warning: SLASH, not beta’d , written for a laugh, don’t take too seriously.

Summary: Poor, poor Xander.

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Quick Back In The Closet.

Giles had asked him to clean out the supply closet in the Magic Box. Xander had tried to tell Giles that he’d pulled a muscle in his back at work but Giles had gotten that little tick by his left eye (The one that says ‘Why o’ Lord do I have to deal with these Americans?)’ and Xander had just given in. Giles had stepped out for the rest of the evening. Buffy was patrolling and Willow and Tara were doing what ever it was two witches did on a date. Leaving Xander by himself to lift several very heavy boxes and sort through them bumping garbage and organizing the good stuff. The bells at the door chimed letting Xander know someone had just entered. Since Xander had locked the door before starting his cleaning it narrowed down the field of intruders to your average everyday thief or Spike. The sound of Doc Martins on the shop floor gave it away as Spike. Xander heaved a sigh. Great, just great.

“Whatcha doing here Whelp?” asked the British vampire.

“Cleaning” Spiked leaned against the doorway watching Xander struggle with box number two. Xander quickly got fed up with his spectator. “Spike” Said Xander with as much authority as he could muster. “Get over here and help me lift these boxes or I’ll tell Giles you talk in your sleep about him.” Spike frowned his forehead creasing in thought. “doing very naughty things!” Spike sighed but begrudgingly followed Xander into the closet, he picked up a box with the greatest of ease and flung it out the door way. Unfortunately he hit the broom stick that Xander had used to wedge the door open knocking it to the floor. The door slammed shut with a bang, Xander dropped his box in surprise and cursed a blue streak. Spike turned the handle of the door only to find it locked.

“Spike! Damn it, this door only opens from the outside!” Cried Xander before he managed to calm himself down. It was only a small enclosed space after all and their was light from the light bulb over head. No sooner had Xander thought this than the light flicked and went out. Xander felt like crying.

“Easy there mate, you alright?” Asked Spike

“Fine” Xander managed to grind out before he remembered he had his cell phone in his pocket. He crooned in triumph, pulling it out and flipping it open. The cell phone illuminated the small space in an eerie green light. He quickly dialled Giles number only to get the answering machine, which just happened to be full. Then he tried Buffy’s cell, thankfully it was answered “Hey Buffy I need-” Buffy cut him off.

“Sorry Xander busy with the slayage.” then with out waiting for a reply she hung up. Xander could just feel Spike smirking at him, he could probably feel it because Spike was standing way to close to him. Not ready to quit just yet Xander phoned Willow’s cell which she answered promptly.

“Willow!” Cried Xander in relief. “I am in the closet-” Before Xander could continue on to say ’at the magic box, please come get me out’ Willow was squealing.

“Xander I am so happy that your not in denial anymore! I so happy you felt comfortable in your friendship that you could come out to me. You’ve taken your first step into a bigger world. How do you feel?” Babbled Willow happily.

“I-I-I-” Xander was dumb-struck. Willow thought he was gay? Xander could feel the walls of the literal closet closing in on him. Not only that but Spike was pressed against him. Probably just to hear what Willow was saying. Willow went on oblivious to Xander’s stuttering.

“We’ll, I mean Tara and I will get you hooked up with a nice guy, then we can double date. It’ll be so much fun! Oh Xander I have to go! The foods here, I’ll phone you later tonight okay? Bye!” Without further ado she hung up.

“Congratulations Pet” purred Spike. Xander could feel the vibrations of the purr through his back. Spike hadn’t moved away when the call ended, that meant that he hadn’t been standing that close to listen in, which meant he was standing that close because he wanted to, which meant Spike liked Xander! Which meant that Xander was currently freaking out!

“Wha-no, no, no! No Congratulations needed!” stammered Xander

“To right Pet, I’d say now’s a time for celebration meself.” Said Spike very, very close to Xander’s ear. Before Xander could even shiver at the cool breath blown across the side of his face, he was whirled around and soundly kissed. Xander was way to stunned to push Spike away, a few seconds into the kiss and he realized that ‘hey, this wasn’t so bad’. Towards the end of the kiss he was wishing he didn’t have to breath. Just when Xander was really getting into the kissing the closet door opened and light flooded into the dark little space. A shocked Giles stood mouth hanging open, eye’s wide and blinking rapidly.

‘Oi!” growled Spike.

“Eep!” Yelped Xander

“Uh?” Giles said rather inarticulately.

“Give us a minute then, Watcher” said Spike as he grabbed the door from the Watcher and closed it again. After all Vampires could see in the dark, and Xander seemed to have a closet kink.

The End

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A/N: Well I hope you like it, please review. Don’t review if you hated it. :P I was watching the movie The Producers and there was a line "Quick back in the closet" and I just couldn't resist!