Not-Girl Parts

Disclaimer in first chapter.

A/N: I actually laughed while writing this and that doesn't happen often...

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I have never seen... Willow get a sex-change. (BtVS)

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Buffy sank down on the mattress beside her friend and awkwardly attempted to offer comfort by way of hesitant pats on the back. She was the Slayer, the Chosen One, she who hangs out in cemeteries and kills the evil undead, she was not equipped to handle this sort of situation!

"It's not that bad," she offered, trying to be upbeat.

"I have not-girl parts where my girl-parts are supposed to be!" Willow, now 'Will', glared at the blonde, her angry words coming out at a much lower pitch, "I have a penis!"

"Well yeah, but um, now you get to see how the other half lives..."

"I don't want to see how the other half lives! I hadn't even started seeing how my half lives!"

"Just think, if there'd been a rat in the splicey-machine, you'd be a girl-rat thing now instead of a Willow-guy... thing." Buffy smiled weakly, "Amy's pretty territorial with that cage of hers, I don't think she'd like to - "

Thump, thump, thump, went Willow's head against the wall.

" - share and I'm really not helping now. I think I'd better go get the Giles."

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