Best plan ever

Summary: The Council needs more money. How will they get it?
Timeline: Post Chosen Buffy with some spoilers for the Season 8 comics. SN After John and the demon died, before Dean’s deal with the crossroad demon to save Sam.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Cleveland, Council Base,

“So, you’re saying your Council is almost out of money?” Dean asked the group of people gathered in the room and on videophone.

“It’s not my Council… but yeah.” Buffy replied.

“I suppose I could teach a few girls how to hustle at pool.” Dean suggested earning him a look from Buffy and a “Dean!” from Sam.

“You are not teaching those girls how to hustle at pool.” Buffy told him sternly.

“I suppose you could always rob another bank.” Dean said with a suggestive wink.

“I… uh… They…” Buffy sputtered causing the older hunter the smirk in amusement. “Shut up, they had insurance.” Buffy snapped.

“So let’s just rob another bank with insurance.” Faith suggested.

“We’re not robbing another bank. We need to set a good example for the girls.” Buffy stated.

“Well what else can we do to make a lot of money?” Xander asked over the videophone.

“Willow could hit the Las Vegas casino’s.” Dean suggested.

“I couldn’t…” Willow sputtered over the videophone.

“We’re not scamming casino’s. Willow could get caught and with our luck someone will come after her to try and steal it.” Buffy told them.

Dean shrugged, “Well, what else can we do to make a lot of money?”

“Oh, couldn’t we like rob bad rich people” Willow asked over the videophone.

“Ok, what’s with all the robbing. We’re the good guys remember. We shouldn’t rob people, even if they are bad.” Buffy reminded them.

“Says the woman who robs bank.” Xander reminded her over the videophone.

Buffy glared at him, “One bank. One time.” She threw her hands up in frustration and turned to Dean, “I’m never gonna live that down, am I?”

“No, sorry sweetheart. But you’ll always be the woman who robbed a bank that one time.” Dean replied and Buffy pouted at him and sulked. “But hey, it was for the greater good. Besides, me and Sammy have done a lot of questionable things too.” Dean dismissed her one time bank robbing.

Buffy brightened up and Faith looked at Sammy, “Really Sammy? What kind of questionable things did you do?”

“I uh…” Sam stumbled over his words. “Dean and I dressed up as priests once… to investigate the family of a priest who died..” He said one thing atop of his head.

Faith smiled seductively at Sam, “Really? You still have the outfit?”

“Other people in the room! Other people in the room!” Willow squealed over the videophone.

“Technically you’re still in Scotland Red.” Faith reminded her.

“Well I can see you, and Buffy and Dean are in the room with you two.” Willow replied over the videophone.

“Hey, I don’t mind. As long as Buffy and I can go somewhere and play dress up too. I still have my priest-outfit all we’d need a nuns-outfit and-” Buffy covered Dean’s mouth with her hand, blushing fiercely red while doing so.

Dean pulled the little vixen to him, Buffy let out a surprised gasp and dropped her hand giving the opportunity to lean forwards and capture Buffy’s lips in a kiss.

Buffy struggled a bit at first but soon lost herself, not hearing her friends yell to get her attention or Faith cheering her on before doing the same to Sam. A loud crash sounded and got the two couple to break apart and reach for their hidden weapons only to see Andrew lying on the ground with his video camera.

“Andrew, I swear to God…” Buffy said dangerously causing Andrew to squirm and jump up with his camera.

“It’s just the video archive. The mini-slayers need to know how to keep the cash flow coming even when you’re gone…” Andrew told them hastily and swallowed as Dean pulled his gun and aimed it at the nerd. “Ok, the mini-slayers have some trouble in the dating field and since Buffy and Faith both landed a hot guy and managed to keep them for a year or so now, they wanted me to film you so they could discover the secret to a successful relationship for a slayer.” Andrew rambled, “please don’t shoot me.”

“Faith.” Buffy said.

“Way ahead of you B.” Faith replied picking Andrew up and ripping the camera from his grasp and handing it to Buffy who smiled sweetly at Andrew as she broke the thing in two, dropped it on the ground and stomped on it hard.

“You do know that camera was probably bought with the Council’s money?” Sam asked her. Buffy looked at him, “right.”

“Now how are we gonna make the money to replace that?” Faith asked as she tossed Andrew out into the hallway and closed the door.

“I don’t know? I can tell you one thing though, I am not working at the Double Meat Palace again. I’d rather learn how to hustle at pool.” Buffy stated.

Dean smirked proudly, “that’s my girl.” He said and wrapped his arms around her pushing her back against his front and began to place small kisses on her neck.

“Screw that, we already got skills B. If it comes to that, I’ll rob the next bank.” Faith stated.

“I thought we were going to set an example?” Willow asked by videophone.

Buffy sighed and looked elsewhere in the room trying to ignore Willow and not loose herself too much into Dean’s touch to come up with a plan. Her eyes spotted the paper. “China prepares for the Olympics.” She read the title.

‘Wait, Faith said something before… we, as in we slayers, already got skills… God Dean yes, there, yes… We’re stronger faster, have better stamina, the healing package, good endurance and sometimes prophetic dreams.’ Buffy thought to herself and let out a little moan at Dean’s touch. Her eyes fell back on the paper. ‘Wait that’s it!’ “I got it.” She yelled out making Dean stop his ministrations and look at her.

“You got what, princess?” Dean asked her.

“I got how we can get the money.” Buffy said picking up the paper and showing it to Dean. “We have slayers.” She told him and so the light in his eyes as his confusion cleared and he got her plan.

Sam took the paper from him puzzled for a moment then realized the same. “You mean use slayers to qualify for the Olympics and then win said Olympics and a lot of money to go with it. Isn’t that cheating?”

“The world owes us.” Buffy replied.

“I can make a list of slayers who did sports and which girl would be suited best for which sport.” Willow offered through the videophone.

“You go do that. Xander get in touch with Giles and arrange the girls some sponsors.” Buffy told him.

“We’re only going to corner the female portion of the Olympics though.” Willow reminded her over the videophone.

“We could always have you enhance Xander with magic and have him join the swimming portion of the Olympics, he did join the swim team in high school.” Buffy suggested enjoying the look on Xander’s face just after the words left her mouth.

“Xander was on the swim team?” Faith asked and her mind went to picture said man in swimming trunks.

“I’m not participating in the Olympics swimming portion. If you want a male to join, have your boyfriends do it.” Xander told them.

This got a dreamy look on both slayers as both imagined each of their boyfriends in just a swimming trunk, dripping wet. Sharing a quick look with Faith she said. “right, good meeting. Get to work.” Both slayers stalked towards their man, lust burning in their eyes.

Dean smiled at the look and pulled Buffy towards him before kissing her passionately. Faith pulling a flustered Sam against her as well.

“Get me to our room before I rip of your clothes and take you here.” Buffy breathed into Dean’s ear who merely grinned.

“I’ve got no problem with that princess.” He replied.

Buffy pulled away from him and said, “I will paint you impala pink if you do not get a move on now.”

Dean was about to reply in a snappy comeback, then realized he’d just get her back by making her beg for more when he got her to their room.

He picked her up, her legs wrapping around his waist as he started to make his way towards their room, only vaguely noticing Sam and Faith were already gone.

***

Months later, Beijing, Olympics,

“Come on Vi, swim!” Buffy yelled as she watched the slayer use her strength and speed to make up for her experience and skill and swim past the Italian girl taking the lead.

“Amazing, newcomer Rona” “Yes, another golden medal in the bag!” Faith cheered pulling Sam to her and kissing him in her excitement.

“Yes, she did it. She won!”Buffy cheered turning to Dean and kissing.

***

Cleveland, Council Base,

“So how did we do?” Buffy asked Willow over the videophone.

“Very well. The gymnastic portion was our weakest results, still we got some bronze medals there and even a silver one.

“So we’re good for money for a while?” Buffy asked.

“Better, because of the girls being from different countries, said countries knew about the Council and gave us a call. They are so pleased with the results that they are offering us some funding is the girls who competed for their country compete again in four year at the next Olympics.” Willow said with a smile over the videophone.

“Well if they’re still alive, I’m sure we can arrange something.” Buffy told her.

“We will, so did I hear right? Faith’s pregnant?” Willow asked over the videophone.

Buffy laughed, “Oh Wills. You should have seen her face when she found out. It’s priceless. I’m so glad I don’t just rely on condoms but also take the pill. I am so not ready to be a mother. Just ask Dawn.”

“Oh, Buffy. You know I can’t help it that Dawn-” Willow started but Buffy interrupted.

“I know, you can’t help that Dawn sees you as someone like mom. But it proves my point. I did the best I could with Dawn, and it still wasn’t enough for her.” Buffy pointed out just as Faith barged in.

“Well enough or not, if I’m going through this. So are you B.” Faith told her.

“What are you talking about?” Buffy asked Faith confused then a sneaking suspicion hit her, “What did you do?”

“Just replaced your pills with mints and have one of the little witches place a spell on your room to increase tearing of… well you know. Said whitch just confirmed that you’re pregnant now too. So congrats B. We’re both having babies.” Faith told her with a smug look.

Buffy struggled with her emotions, mostly with her anger, “Can’t kill Faith, she’s carrying an extra person.” She muttered like a mantra.

“Uhm, congratulations Buffy. I’ll uh, call you later.” Willow said taking the cowards way out and hung up.

“Hey princess…” Dean trailed off seeing the look on her face, “What…” he trailed off seeing Faith still looking smug. He was about to leave to let the girls fight it out amongst themselves when Buffy said something.

Through clenched teeth Buffy said, “she got us pregnant too.”

Dean looked at her in shock, “I must have hard you wrong.” He told her.

“No you didn’t. Not so funny laughing to me about me being pregnant now, isn’t it?” Faith asked still looking smug.

“What’s going on?” Sam asked as he entered the room and sensed the tension gathered in there.

“Your girlfriend.” Buffy spat out, “got us pregnant.” She continued through clenched teeth still trying to get a handle on her emotions.

“Oh… congratulations… You know you can’t hurt her, she’s carrying my baby.” Sam told them.

“Can I hurt him?” Buffy asked Dean who still stood in shock.

Sam raised his hands in defense and said, “I’m the uncle of your unborn baby, you can’t hurt me.”

Buffy glared at the two, “Just for that Faith, I’m going to make sure you don’t get any drugs when you go into labor.”

“You wouldn’t dare.” Faith replied.

“Oh watch me.” Buffy threatened only to suddenly be swept of her feet by her boyfriend.

“Dean? What the-?” Buffy started to ask but Dean interrupted her.

“You need bed rest.” He told her.

“Dean I’m fine. I’m a slayer remember. I can’t stay in bed nine months. The world would end.” Buffy told him.

“You’re not patrolling pregnant.” Dean told her sternly.

“I’m not gonna break, I’m good at what I do.” Buffy argued.

“You are not patrolling.” Dean repeated in a that’s final tone.

Buffy fixed him with an angry glare. “I’m the slayer, how else am I going to burn off all that extra energy?” she asked pointedly.

Dean gave her a wink and a smile, “I got some idea’s.”

“That’s what got me into this mess in the first place.” Buffy groaned, then added, “but nine months in bed with just you does sound tempting.”

“I know it does, sweetheart.” Dean replied with a grin as Buffy began to move her mouth over his neck.

“Less talking, more action.” Buffy told him pulling him into a kiss.

The End.