NOTE: This chapter is rated FR15

Don't Make Me Go Yoda On Your Butt

Title: Don’t Make Me Go Yoda On Your Butt
Author: Eena_Angel2001
Email: eena_angel@hotmail.com
Rating: 15
Disclaimer: Don’t own any of them.
Spoilers: S7 for BTVS, RotS for Star Wars
Summary: Going over to the dark side is so overrated . . . FFA 1823

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Willow sighed, shut her eyes, and mentally counted down from ten. When she opened her eyes, she found herself looking at the same thing as before, and her irritation failed to subside. She tried it again. Nothing. She tried sending a prayer to her Goddess. Nope, still annoyed. Imagine Xander doing the Snoopy Dance. Okay, still irritated and now missing Xander like crazy.

“Submit,” the command was hissed out to her.

Willow gritted her teeth and glared at the man before her. “Listen, I’ve been pretty good about this whole thing. Considering that Amy sent me to a fictional universe to deal with her angst of the moment, I think that I’ve been pretty good about not taking this out on other people. But if you do or say something that stupid again, I will go Yoda all over your ass.”

Amber eyes flashed with rage as Anakin Skywalker raised his fist and attempted to squash her with the force. Willow brushed off the attack like one brushes off a mosquito. She shook her head in dismay and then began to roll up her sleeves.

“All right Vader Boy, time to take you to school . . .”